MARCH
“Your thing says it’s not a perfect assessment.”
“If you don’t dye your hair, I’m going to howl at your sister.”
“What’s up dinosaur?”
“My name is Gyatt.”
“You know how many rats are in New York?”
“Compliment the insult.”
“Yes, hookups.”
“I’m neither white, nor a man! Wait…”
“You’re not gonna shower for five days.”
“I have no idea how to file taxes.”
“Do you know how many times I’ve fallen down the stairs?”
“You’re a hot walker, man.”
“Don’t you act stupid.”
“My heart stopped in that sweater.”
“It smells like a hospital.”
“It’s giving elder cough.”
“I think ours is a mortgage.”
“I’ve been materialized all day.”
“I wonder where your wife is?”
“We gotta leave the brushes out so the rats can brush their teeth.”
“That’s what I get for having to use the bathroom, y’all.”
“Who are you gonna make me date?”
“I spin the child.”
“So you hit the garage, THEN the car?”
“Guys, don’t go crazy on the grapes.”
“You look like an overdone strawberry.”
“ I will NOT be hearing you out.”
“Hear me out on Jeff the Shark”
“You gave me a straw and I’ve made it a weapon.”
“Of course we know that! You have a speech impediment!”
“He has more than five feet!’
“I just got my phone stolen, and I’m OK with that.”
“Bro, why do you have a whole loaf of bread?”
“My mom would disown me!”
“Yeah, here’s all of my clothes.”
“You can already do an exorcism, so…”
“Bring me my hammer!”
“Is that fun to ride?”
“I need to stay taken or ELSE!”
“Are those PANTS?!”
“Who do you think I am, McDonald’s?!”
“You look like my racist grandpa.”
“A senior is the equivalent of a 70-year-old”
“ ‘Cause you know, he’s a demon.”
“Watch out, broke boy.”
“I just don’t really know how to do math.”
“It’s like, lowkey, he needs therapy.”
“Pull your pants up!”
“Imagine being built like a lamppost.”
“You’re a whole 14 years old!”
“I’d give you my medication, but it’s a laxative.”
“Hey! Short guy just walked in!”
“Do I look pregnant?”
“I was like, a whole state off.”
“I can’t date you, you look like my brother.”
“My homeboy wants you.”
