“Metal Barbie power.”

“DANG, are you okay?”

“Me trying to block off the world.”

“My mom’s like, isn’t that that basketball player?”

“That’s actually how his name is.”

“He’s walking too strong.”

“I can’t even find your hand.”

“I’m going to no you out of existence.”

“Bro, if I saw my brother in law…”

“Skip this free crap.”

“Oh, I can hear things.”

“What are we doing over here fellas?”

“That’s why he’s trying to avoid me.”

“Whatever, you’re faking your mom.”

“Boris needs a bath.”

“For ten strings, I’ll make it.”

“That’s the effing brain.”

“Why does her dad and mom sound so beautiful?”

“I may be built like a frog that just put on pants…”

“Yeah? I’ll send you a dog.”

“Bruh, you JUST woke up?”

“Tracey’s gonna have to find another parking lot.”

“Of course you’re broke!”

“A plumbing issue! Tyler, we got a plumbing issue!”
“Personally, I’m just gonna flip that guy.”

“Are you sure you wanna make a pie? That’s a lot of money you’re losing.”

“Nuh uh, that’s where WE sit.”

“It’s like, vampire blood or something.” 

“Cheese flavored talking.”

“Stupid Ryan Reynolds.”

“I’m very possessed.”

“Shut up, I asked you for ONE topic.”

“He got SHORTS.”

“I just ate plastic.”

“Shouldn’t that have finished off my grades?”

“Cheese and orange juice.”

“I’m a banter.”

“Hi daughter!”

“They only have guys.”

“BAWK!”

“That better not be laced.”

“He almost killed my sister, brah.”

“Careful, my foot’s in there.”

“Ima have my apple ID do it.”

“I remember you gave me a Dr. Pepper one time.”

“We gotta stop this jaywalking?”

“What level of weeb are YOU on?”

“Baka, baka, real.”

“We’re going to the nearest orphanage and fake adopting a child.”

“Eyes, please.”

“I might be ugly.”

“The perfect amount of wiggle.”

“I love when my soda has a doctorate’s degree.”

“He can do, uh, an acting show.”

“This is what Gary needs!”

“Only thirty costume changes!”
“Pull the jacket off!”

“This is the detonator.”

“I honestly wish I could get chairs that have wheels.”

“I can hear the TV!”

“Men don’t hit puberty!”

“I don’t blame her verdict.”

“That’d be a day where he don’t got a life.”

“Oh man, I forgot about the babies.”

“Then why do you keep asking me to call you a B?!”

“I feel like death.”

“My sister has ADHD, right? I don’t even know what was goin’ on.”

“Bees make me laugh, bro.”

“I have to complete my pregnancy packet.”

“I’m just gonna skip a tire.”

“I jinxed my ramen!”

“YOU were trying to kiss him.”

“I’m goin’ to like, fry him.”

“You inked his hair.”

“Definitely got a whole leg.”

“Bro, we got a 1.6 KD over here.”

“Saw all of a random guy’s IG.”

“Aww heck naw, he got like two girls on the side.”

“Crap upwards.”

“And he’s like, JEEZ! You need Jesus!”

“That’s so homo sapien of you.”

“Get a bus!”

“I hate it when the floor does that.”

“My wedgie hurts.”

“It also muffles my screams.”

“No offense to old people.”

“Why would anyone choose Kevin?”

“The funeral was nice, after we got Kevin.”

“One was a pumpkin; one was my skeleton.”

“I made up a religion for my book.”

“It’s not like I’m gonna explode if I eat a Big Mac.”

“I want to know if he absolutely hates me.”

“Everything is blocking me from having a girlfriend.”

“Did you bring your inflatable dinosaur?”

“My peet are asleep!”

“I’m just a generic Waldo.”

“Why did we go the long way?”

“He’s like, don’t get in other’s business, but I tell her everything.”