Heard in the halls
January 2, 2019
HERE at granger, we have a large student body. Given the circumstances, Lancers are destined to hear some very interesting phrases in the halls. Here are some:
“You want a Sprite cranberry?”
“I don’t remember the last time I washed my hair.”
“These band kids smell like cheese.”
“I’m going to go to Gamestop to buy Despacito 2.”
“Oh yeah, I got promoted at my banking job, so I basically own the bank now.”
“Look at this picture—you look like a monkey!”
“I was choking, and I almost threw up.”
“Look at his butt!”
“He runs like a pig.”
“I got 10 credits.
You’re a Junior.”
“Why are you drooling?
It’s just water!”
“Hands off my meat.”
“My girlfriend left me for my twin.”
“All I want for Christmas is poo.”